13 celebrity memoirs

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading

Celebrity memoirs are iffy.

I’m always a little hesitant to pick up a memoir anyway, because something about it seems oddly arrogant? “I’m super important. People need to know about me.” Are you? I’m not sure.

But I do read quite a few. I love travel memoirs, I’m really drawn to reading about others coping with mental illness, addiction, etc.

And I think there is a lot to be said for certain celebrity memoirs. So I’ve gathered some of my favorites, of varying topics.

In no particular order:

Tina Fey – Bossy Pants

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“Some people say, ‘Never let them see you cry.’ I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.” 

I absolutely adore Tina Fey. I vote to remove all forms of government world-wide and name Tina Fey and J.K. Rowling co-captains of the universe. This book is absolutely hilarious, in the most honest way. She’s unfiltered about her experience as a woman in her industry, which I think is so welcome and necessary. She speaks honestly and openly about being a mother. The whole thing is beautiful.

Amy Poehler – Yes Please

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“Saying “yes” doesn’t mean I don’t know how to say no, and saying “please” doesn’t mean I am waiting for permission.” 

Yaaaasss Amy! Amy Poehler is effing hilarious. I’ve loved her since Baby Mama, and I was ecstatic to get my hands on her book. Her voice and her spirit comes right through when you read it. It’s amazing because the goal isn’t humor. She’s so open and honest about her life, her ex-husband, it’s just beautiful.

Lauren Graham – Talking As Fast As I Can

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“I guess what I’m saying is, let’s keep lifting each other up. It’s not lost on me that two of the biggest opportunities I’ve had to break into the next level were given to me by successful women in positions of power.”

I don’t see how anyone could not like Lauren Graham. I love Gilmore Girls, have watched it through too many times to count, and I think you can see how Lorelai wouldn’t have been what she is without Lauren. I was so excited for this book! She talks about college, auditioning, and her time on Gilmore Girls and Parenthood (among many other things). So worth the read!

Stephen Fry -Moab Is My Washpot

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“I used many times to touch my own chest and feel, under its asthmatic quiver, the engine of the heart and lungs and blood and feel amazed at what I sensed was the enormity of the power I possessed. Not magical power, but real power. The power simply to go on, the power to endure, that is power enough, but I felt I had also the power to create, to add, to delight, to amaze and to transform.” 

Ugh. Stephen Fry is just… he’s just amazing. I like some celebrities, but I feel a genuine adoration for this man I don’t know. The book has very dark moments, but is filled with such honestly and lightheartedness. He talks about his life as a young gay man. He talks about time spent in prison. I have had zero of the experiences he has, and I felt connected to every word, like I lived it myself. I can’t say enough about this.

Chelsea Handler – Lies Chelsea Handler Told Me

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.”
I don’t know that I’ve ever laughed aloud so many times during a nonfiction. Most of this doesn’t actually come from Chelsea, though she has written several awesome books. This one is a collection of stories from her friends about the ways in which Chelsea has lied to them. There is one about a dog and her ex-boyfriend that I have probably read thirty times, and laughed endlessly each time.

Russel Brand – My Booky Wook

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“I regret that I didn’t realize that actually they’ve got no power over you at school — it’s all just a trick to indoctrinate you into being a conditioned, tame, placid citizen. Rebel, children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.” 

I think there is something to be said for Russell’s particular way of writing. His sentences are gorgeous and it obviously takes brilliance to write them. It is so fun to read beautiful, well put-together sentences about things like sex addiction and heroin use. That juxtaposition kills me. This book is just funny. I enjoyed the hell out of reading it.

Lena Dunham – Not That Kind Of Girl

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“I can never be who I was. I can simply watch her with sympathy, understanding, and some measure of awe. There she goes, backpack on, headed for the subway or the airport. She did her best with her eyeliner. She learned a new word she wants to try out on you. She is ambling along. She is looking for it.” 

This whole book is just so, unbelievably her. If you’re not a fan, you probably won’t like it. But I love her humor, her brutal honesty. If you like Lena, you’ll like this.

Nikki Sixx – The Heroin Diaries

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“There is something about spending Christmas alone, naked, sitting by the Christmas tree gripping a shotgun, that lets you know your life is spinning dangerously outta control.” 

Nikki Sixx (known best as co-founder of Motley Crue) talks about a year in his life, when his drug addiction was at its peak. I think it’s horribly depressing while being a very adequate portrayal of addiction (though of course, how a rock star does addiction). Lyrics, pictures, artwork, fun extras also inside!

Amy Sedaris – Simple Times: Crafts For Poor People

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”

This one’s not a memoir, but Amy Sedaris is hilarious.  They’re not real crafts, which isn’t surprising if you’re familiar with Sedaris. They’re crafts no sane person would ever want to do. But it’s so, horribly entertaining.

Neil Patrick Harris – Choose Your Own Autobiography

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“If you had known people would be calling you by your character name for the next twenty years, you might have asked for a different one. Thunderbolt Howser, say, or Dr. Feelgood, or Baron von Sexy Ass.”

This one is a little different, and it’s NPH so are we really surprised? It’s written in the form of a choose your own adventure novel, while still going through his life. Doogie Howser, sexuality struggles. It’s fun and wonderful, just like the man.

Rob Lowe – Stories I Only Tell My Friends

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“I’m thinking of how unexpected and yet oddly preordained life can be. Events are upon you in an instant, unforseen and without warning, and often times marked with disappointment and tragedy, but equally often leading to a better understanding of the bittersweet truth of life.” 

So I haven’t been on the Rob Lowe train for that long, considering his insane career. But I have loved him since Parks and Rec, and this book made me love him even more. He is such a genuine, beautiful, unjaded human.

Mindy Kaling -Why Not Me?

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“And the scary thing I have noticed is that some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don’t hate themselves. So that’s why you need to be a little bit brave.”

I am obsessed with Mindy Kaling, not gonna lie. She is absolutely hilarious. I love to listen to her stances on feminism, race, body issues, anything. I just adore her. So both of her books have been amazingly wonderful for me. I think she is amazing, and should be required reading for women everywhere.

Anna Kendrick – Scrappy Little Nobody

13 Celebrity Memoirs Worth Reading!

“I think I need to become perfect all at once, so I keep getting overwhelmed and putting it off. I can’t remember the last time that I didn’t have something hanging over my head. There are usually about thirty to eighty things. Is that normal? Don’t tell me. If it’s not, I’m a jerk. If it is, that’s super-depressing, and I know I’ll just use ‘this is normal’ as an excuse to procrastinate even more.” 

Anna Kendrick is just such a phenomenally funny human. Is it even possible to dislike her? So witty, so brilliant, so honest, just fun. Read it!

What about you?

Do you have a favorite celebrity memoir? A favorite non-celebrity memoir?



When Dimple Met Rishi

When Dimple Met Rishi: An Adorkable YA Romance

When Dimple Met Rishi by Sandhya Menon

Published by Simon Pulse in 2017

Genre: Young Adult, Romance

Pages: 380

I went and bought When Dimple Met Rishi the DAY it came out because omg. I was in love basically from the moment I saw the cover, and then the premise intrigued me so much I knew I had to have it.

I am living for these pictures I took. Seriously.

When Dimple Met Rishi book by Sandhya Menon

(Dimple is a coder and Rishi is a comic book artist :D)

When Dimple Met Rishi by Sandhya Menon

Dimple Shah has it all figured out. With graduation behind her, she’s more than ready for a break from her family, from Mamma’s inexplicable obsession with her finding the “Ideal Indian Husband.” Ugh. Dimple knows they must respect her principles on some level, though. If they truly believed she needed a husband right now, they wouldn’t have paid for her to attend a summer program for aspiring web developers…right?

Rishi Patel is a hopeless romantic. So when his parents tell him that his future wife will be attending the same summer program as him—wherein he’ll have to woo her—he’s totally on board. Because as silly as it sounds to most people in his life, Rishi wants to be arranged, believes in the power of tradition, stability, and being a part of something much bigger than himself.

The Shahs and Patels didn’t mean to start turning the wheels on this “suggested arrangement” so early in their children’s lives, but when they noticed them both gravitate toward the same summer program, they figured, Why not?

Dimple and Rishi may think they have each other figured out. But when opposites clash, love works hard to prove itself in the most unexpected ways.

When Dimple Met Rishi by Sandhya Menon

is so intriguing! I love that it’s about arranged marriage for a few reasons. One being that to people outside of a culture that practices arranged marriage, a lot of people may think the custom is antiquated, or that it’s only practiced outside of the US. I thought it was so cool to expose people to how Indian families living in America may still navigate this part of their culture. Another being that we get to see how kids who are Indian and American react to it (more on this to come).

I also feel the pacing is really great. This is a book about Dimple and Rishi, and they’re both in every chapter and we watch their relationship progress at exactly the speed we want it to. I read a lot of YA romance, and sometimes the relationship takes a long time to develop or the two aren’t around each other as much as I’d like or it just seems somehow slower. It makes it less realistic, when we’ve only seen two characters together twice and suddenly they’re in love, no matter how much behind-the-scenes time together has been alluded to. It’s harder for the reader to root for the characters in these cases. Dimple and Rishi are nearly always together, and it makes their development feel more realistic. This is fast-paced, and the way the chapters end, I always wanted to read another.

When Dimple Met Rishi by Sandhya Menon

I love both Dimple and Rishi, and how they’re completely different and exactly the same. Their different feelings about their families is so beautiful and fun to watch. I love that two kids who have the same beliefs and culture act so differently toward it. I like that one cares so much about honor and tradition, and the other cares, but believes their feelings need to be validated also. They both have distinct and exciting character arcs. In addition, Celia and Ashish, the two closest side characters, also have their own motivations and arcs which I love.

is on Twitter, and you should follow her, because she’s awesome. This thread I think is just so beautiful, so I’m including it here. (You’ll have to read it from bottom to top, because unlike Dimple I am not proficient in computers, and did not want to take the time to re-order them after I took the screenshot :D)

Sandhya Menon

Because she’s right!! The amount of people who gravitated to this book almost immediately shows that readers interested in love stories are going to read love stories, regardless of whether they come from the same culture as the characters. If anything, we may be more interested to read about a culture that’s not our own.

I’d Recommend

When Dimple Met Rishi to anyone who wants a fun, quick summer read full of love and teenage cuteness.
Here’s a link in case you’d like to get it on Amazon!

*Note: My reviews are full of opinions. I may love a book. May want to marry it like the kid in the commercial for Peanut Butter Crunch (1999 was a great year for cereal and commercials, look it up). I may say a book is the best thing to happen to me since I started shaving my big toe. None of these things mean it is objectively good. I recognize that. Many times throughout my life, I have given a book I swore to be a life-changer to a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/shark hunter. Shaking, quietly weeping, I’d hand it (and my heart) over. Only to find out several weeks later that for them the book was good, maybe even great, but not the life-giving, soul-renewing magic I’d purported. You may not like a book I recommend. Sue me.

**Please don’t sue me, I just write here.

 

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4 Middle Grade Series to read with your kids

4 Middle Grade Series to Read with Your Kids

Reading with your kids is an amazing experience that will enrich both of your lives. It should be super fun. A lot can go wrong, though. It’s hard to find kid’s books that are both exciting enough to keep a kid’s attention, and not make you want to gouge your own eyes out.

Here are four series (and two stand alone books) that both you and your kids will love!

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

I know, I know, everyone is talking about these. I promise the rest of the list will be a little more obscure.

The series surrounds the Baudelaire children, who have recently lost their parents. They now bounce from guardian to guardian, while seemingly every aspect of their life goes awry.

These books are hilarious for adults and children alike. The kids are adventurous, intelligent kids (I think we can all agree we’d like our kids to see more protagonists like this). The antagonist, Count Olaf, is also just genuinely great.

The books are super short, and it’s a plus that the show just came out on Netflix. Finish the books, then watch it together! Compare and contrast the differences with your kids.

Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer

Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer

Artemis Fowl II is a 12 year old criminal mastermind. The first book in the series entails his capturing a fairy and holding her ransom to exploit the Fairy People.

These are smart reads, I recommend them for kids in the 10-12 range. They are so fun, and you will love them too.

The covers are also gorgeous, if that matters to you. (No judgement; I appreciate a beautiful cover.)

The Secret Series by Pseudonymous Bosch

The Secret Series by Pseudonymous Bosch

I died the first time I stumbled upon these. No seriously. Pseudonymous Bosch. That kills me. (For everyone who is not a super art history nerd, Hieronymus Bosch was an old school, super weird painter.)

The Secret Series involves three kids in a secret society. Each book is centers around one of the senses. For instance, This Book Is Not Good For You is all about chocolate, which is obviously taste.

The 39 Clues by Rick Riordan (and others)

39 Clues by Rick Riordan

Everyone knows Riordan for the Percy Jackson series, which is also fantastic. This, I think, is aimed at kids a little younger.

The Cahill children, a brother and sister, have been invited to participate in a treasure hunt that their deceased grandmother explained in her will. The children race around the world, looking for the 39 clues.

These books are witty, which is fun for adults. The adventure, travelling, and treasure-hunting is fun for the kids.

 

And two stand-alone novels worth mentioning:

The Egypt Game by by Zilpha Keatley Snyder

The Egypt Game by by Zilpha Keatley Snyder

The Egypt Game is about two girls who realize they’re both obsessed with Ancient Egypt. The girls set up a meeting place, and hold the Egypt game.

I’m all for any book that can help a kid’s interest in a subject that could be considered educational. My kid did sooo much research on Ancient Egypt after having read this!

The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster

The Phantom Tolbooth by Norton Juster

Milo travels to the Kingdom of Wisdom, and goes on a quest to help two princesses, Rhyme and Reason.

I mean! SO fun. This book is so punny and delightful for everyone involved.

 

What About You?

What books do you like reading with your kids?



 

how to build a girl book by caitlin moran

How To Build A Girl (And Should You?)

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How to Build a Girl by Caitlin Moran

Published by Harper Perennial in 2015

Genre: Young Adult

Pages: 368

How to Build a Girl is so. Damn. Good. Every single living person should read it.

It’s British, so it has the C word (gasp!) the exact right amount of times. (And not just as a noun.)

To Give You a Quick Description:

It’s 1990. Johanna Morrigan, fourteen, has shamed herself so badly on local TV that she decides that there’s no point in being Johanna anymore and reinvents herself as Dolly Wilde–fast-talking, hard-drinking Gothic hero and full-time Lady Sex Adventurer. She will save her poverty-stricken Bohemian family by becoming a writer–like Jo in Little Women, or the Brontes–but without the dying young bit.
By sixteen, she’s smoking cigarettes, getting drunk and working for a music paper. She’s writing pornographic letters to rock-stars, having all the kinds of sex with all kinds of men, and eviscerating bands in reviews of 600 words or less.
But what happens when Johanna realizes she’s built Dolly with a fatal flaw? Is a box full of records, a wall full of posters, and a head full of paperbacks, enough to build a girl after all?

The Writing May Not Work for Younger YA Readers

I will say that while How to Build a Girl is classified as Young Adult, I think it probably sits better among older teenagers or adults, though Johanna is fourteen when we meet her. In America, where (let’s face it) the general vibe is anti-sex and very ready to say what teenagers should and shouldn’t be doing, this is an interesting one to consider YA. It’s probably another good time to mention the author is British, and they have considerably different attitudes toward sex and cursing.

ALL THAT HAVING BEEN SAID. The writing is just amazing. Spectacular. Laugh-out-loud hilarious.

The Characters are Brilliant

Johanna Morgan is all of us. And we get to watch her age. Watch her realize that her dad coming home plastered with a headless fox statue, wearing a robe that doesn’t cover his balls means he’s a drunk, not a pop star. Watch her awkward-as-hell masturbation stories turn to awkward-as-hell sex stories. And watch her realizing, as too few young girls do, that her heartbreaking, humiliating pursuit of happiness is as valid as everyone else’s.

The Girl Power Could Be Taken Either Way

Because we watch Johanna age, and because her lifestyle is eventually one of sex, partying, and rock and roll, many people would hate to have her as a role model for their daughters. Consider this excerpt, though:

“I feel excitingly . . . free. Things were going to happen to me last night that I did not like — and I stopped them. I have never prevented my own doom before. I have never stood in the path of certain unhappiness and told myself — lovingly, like a mother to myself — “No! This unhappiness will not suit you! Turn around and go the other way!”

This epiphany is one many (I’m only barely even hesitant to say ALL) girls could stand to hear. Johanna is many things that may not be desirable, but she’s also the master of her body and life.

 

I’d Recommend How to Build a Girl to Literally Everyone

like I said earlier. I especially think women ages 16+ could benefit from what Johanna has to say.

Here’s a link in case you’d like to get How to Build a Girl on Amazon!

*I only link up books I’d give 5 stars to, and believe in 100%*

What About You?

I’d love to hear from anyone on this: how do you feel when YA gets especially raunchy? How much do you think your cultural background affects this?

 

*Note: My reviews are full of opinions. I may love a book. May want to marry it like the kid in the commercial for Peanut Butter Crunch (1999 was a great year for cereal and commercials, look it up). I may say a book is the best thing to happen to me since I started shaving my big toe. None of these things mean it is objectively good. I recognize that. Many times throughout my life, I have given a book I swore to be a life-changer to a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/plumber. Shaking, quietly weeping, I’d hand it (and my heart) over. Only to find out several weeks later that for them the book was good, maybe even great, but not the life-giving, soul-renewing magic I’d purported. You may not like a book I recommend. Sue me.

**Please don’t sue me, I just write here.