hexed book by michelle krys

Hexed: Another Teen Witch Story Is Less Than Magical

Hexed by Michelle Krys

Published by Delacorte Press in 2014

Genre: Young Adult, Romance, Fantasy, Supernatural

Pages: 384

Let me start by saying it gives me no pleasure to give the kind of review I’m about to give for Hexed. I wish I could love every book. I wish I could say great things about every book. Unfortunately, it’s just not the case.

The Goodreads Description:

If high school is all about social status, Indigo Blackwood has it made. Sure, her quirky mom owns an occult shop, and a nerd just won’t stop trying to be her friend, but Indie is a popular cheerleader with a football-star boyfriend and a social circle powerful enough to ruin everyone at school. Who wouldn’t want to be her?

Then a guy dies right before her eyes. And the dusty old family Bible her mom is freakishly possessive of is stolen. But it’s when a frustratingly sexy stranger named Bishop enters Indie’s world that she learns her destiny involves a lot more than pom-poms and parties. If she doesn’t get the Bible back, every witch on the planet will die. And that’s seriously bad news for Indie, because according to Bishop, she’s a witch too.

Suddenly forced into a centuries-old war between witches and sorcerers, Indie’s about to uncover the many dark truths about her life—and a future unlike any she ever imagined on top of the cheer pyramid.

The Characters Are Terrible

Nearly every single one. We have our narrator, Indie, who is every shitty mean girl you normally love to hate. There’s a reason that shitty girl isn’t usually our narrator. We don’t like her. We don’t root for her. She has terrible, bitchy friends who treat her like garbage. Her boyfriend treats her like garbage.

So she opts instead to pine after a literal stalker. (It’s okay to be a stalker if you’re super hot). The stalker, Bishop, get this, treats her like garbage. Are we sensing a pattern, here? Indie surrounds herself with shitty people. Indie is a shitty person.

The one decent person in the story is Indie’s neighbor Paige, whom Indie uses and abuses because she can. The one person who is always there, who treats Indie like a human being worthy of love and friendship, Indie can’t stand. Indie manipulates Paige at every given opportunity, and then Paige all but disappears from the novel once she has given the mean girl everything she has.

The Magic is Mediocre

If I’m reading a book about witches, I want it to be about witches.

We wait over half the book for Indie to find out she’s a witch. Almost the entire other half for her to learn to use magic. Of course, she never learns magic well, (basically she levitates some shit and flies for three seconds), meaning she has to rely on her stalker to be, well, a stalker, and save her ass over and over and over. Which leads me to…

The Painful Plot

The cat and mouse in Hexed is just ever so fucking annoying. We run into the bad guys five, six, seven, eight? times. I’m not even sure. Always Indie and her stalker manage a narrow escape. Always the encounter is anticlimactic. Even the climax is anticlimactic.

I’m hesitant to even call it a climax, even though it involves an actual dragon that had me very briefly but actually excited.

The Writing Leans on the Author’s Wit and Humor

which are pretty engaging. There is no denying that Krys is a funny woman. That was the one upside to a novel I’m realizing should have gone into my DNF list, but I really, really have to hate a book for that to happen.

So, my most important final thought:

WE HAVE TO STOP SELLING STALKING AND VIOLENCE AS LOVE. IT’S DISGUSTING. FUCKING STOP IT.

What About You?

Did you like Hexed more than I did?

What tropes are you just done with?

 

*Note: My reviews are full of opinions. I may hate a book. May want to kill it with fire. I may say a book is the worst thing to happen to me since the Odd Thomas movie adaptation. None of these things mean it is objectively bad. I recognize that. You may like a book I hate. Sue me.

**Please don’t sue me, I just write here.